http://twitchy.com/mikel-313136/2023/02/07/carpe-donktum-makes-some-predictions-about-bidens-sotu-address-tonight/
Are you planning to watch Biden’s state of the union address tonight?
If so, you might be expecting to hear certain issues come up in his speech.
Conservative meme creator extraordinaire, Carpe Donktum, has a few predictions that seem pretty solid.
Carpe Donktum (@CarpeDonktum) ~
Tonights #SOTU may include, but is not limited to:
1. Nuking MAGA people
2. Compulsory unity
3. Everything is Trumps fault
4. The climate killing us
5. Trans people are better than you
6. Everyone is racist, sexist, and homophobic except dems (who are perfect)
7. Get the Vax
Compulsory unity. Hilarious, yet frightening and a little too close to home.
Steve Holland (@VLM7234) ~ Compulsory unity ... like the beatings will continue until morale improves around here?
What issues did Carpe Donktum forget to include?
Ginger (@GingerPolitical) ~ You forgot “Everything is awesome, stop complaining.”
Eight Buck Chuck (@real8BuckChuck) ~
8. Trunalimunumaprzure
9. Asufutimaehaehfutbw
MuberMe (@Muber_Me) ~
8. Inflation is in your imagination.
Is anyone going to create a Bingo card? Someone needs to do this.
Conspiracy Chick (@ActivateStrong) ~ Somebody needs to make a Biden SOTU Bingo card so we can keep score.
Oh wait, someone did create a Bingo card because Twitter is awesome.
𝐵𝒶𝓃𝑔𝒾𝓃𝐵𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎 (@locoashes) ~ Time for SOTU drunken BINGO{/i]
Biden is probably just going to run through the same, tired talking points that he has used in every other one of his speeches.
Mr. Reality (@spMrReality) ~ [i]I feel like I've heard this speech already.
What do you expect? Real answers on real issues?
Come on, man.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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