Well, if ya have a hard time gittin' da grandkids to fall asleep ... ya might think about tunin' in to Brandon's SOTU snoozefest, don'tcha know.
Course, yer gonna want to be in another room where ya won't be exposed to it, yersef. Otherwise, yer takin' a BIG risk for ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence