Biden just needs to tell a story:
There I was in the cockpit of my F-22 looking up at the hideous underbelly of the much dreaded and feared chinese spy balloon with it's talons drooping down much like those of a klingon warship. Blah blah blah...
How's that for the start of a great biden story.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!