Uh, ribit ... don't look now, but it looks like the ChiComs found your runaway blow-up doll floating above Rizhao, China.
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/02/12/chinese-state-media-claims-a-ufo-is-over-their-country-too-no-really-but-aint-nobody-buyin-it/
Chinese state media is reporting this morning that they TOO have an unidentified flying object flying over their country.
No, really, they do.
And c’mon, China would never lie through its state media, right?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Sorry, sometimes we crack ourselves up.
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) ~ JUST IN - Unidentified flying object has been detected near Rizhao in China, according to Chinese state media Global Times citing local maritime authorities.
Ain’t that convenient, China?
Jen James (@Jen_James_) ~ I don’t believe any of them about anything.
Join the club.
Catturd ™ (@catturd2) ~ LOL - okay. 😉
Ultra Silky Calvin (@shoveitjack) ~
Xi: "Hey! Hey! Hey! I got an idea to REALLY troll them."
CCP party official: "What?"
Xi: "Tell them ... tell them we found one too!!"
Both together: "BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Xi: "This wine is awesome!"
Admit it, you played this out in your head while reading it.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence