http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2023/02/11/justin-trudeau-announces-another-ufo-was-shot-down-and-twitter-has-jokes/
Ever since President Biden was embarrassed by allowing a Chinese balloon to spy its way across America, the U.S., and now Canada, have been shooting things out of the sky. Justin Trudeau announced the downing of the most recent UFO, on his order, but carried out by a U.S. F-22.
This is just getting weird, y’all.
Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau - Officiel du gouvernement - Canada) ~ I ordered the take down of an unidentified object that violated Canadian airspace. @NORADCommand shot down the object over the Yukon. Canadian and U.S. aircraft were scrambled, and a U.S. F-22 successfully fired at the object.
Whatsamatta, Justin ... your Canadian fighter jets not able to fly high enough?
Twitter users thought it was all a bit much too and had plenty to say and plenty of jokes.
Anton Sakharov (@Sakharov) ~ How did this object enter Canada’s airspace without a vaccine?
Perhaps it was an unvaccinated UFO and that’s why Trudeau had it deep-sixed. LOL.
horse (@_equus_ferus_) ~ Bad week for aliens to make first contact.
Ha! We’ve probably been marked down as an intergalactic hostile planet.
Mr. Smith (@Smitty1973Greg) ~
LOL!
Personal Growth Channel (@growth_channel) ~ I get the feeling that now might be a bad time to check riding in a hot air balloon off my bucket list. 🤔
LOL! Yeah, might want to hold off on that one for a while.
𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢 (@ChidiNwatu) ~ Why do you need U.S. F-22 if you got these?
Those are more appropriate for a ground attack ... if you know what I mean.
TƎᑫᑫUᑫ_ꓘƆOM (@MOCK_PUPPET) ~ Photo: US and Canada joint-effort to shoot down another UFO over Yukon
GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) ~ Why dafuq are USAF pilots taking orders from Fidel Jr.?
Fidel, Jr. LOL!
We’re guessing the Canadian dictator is overstating his importance.
It’s more likely the UFO realized it was in Canada and asked to be shot down.
Steven_Tyler (@StevenT65674368 ) ~ The only thing Trudeau is capable of ordering is room service. 🙄
Bwahaha!
Aviation Cat (@pilotoleg09) ~ Just got word that another UFO was shot down by a F-22 over Canada. I refuse to believe this year is real. 🤣 #UFOshotdown #AirForce
Nice!
Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) ~ If the aliens ask to be taken to our leader, they are not going to believe us when they get there.
LOLOL! Things are getting crazy out there, folks! Keep your eyes on the skies.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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