...what I did was go home and get in bed and pretend I was asleep. Then I got up the early the next morning and pretended to be working in the yard. Afterwards I bought her a dozen roses and took her to dinner at her favorite restaurant.
...cowardice, generosity, subservience and humility are the secrets to a happy marriage.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!