The ugly American is everywhere here. You gotta go to South Beach, Brickell, places like that to see a NYC like crowd, beautiful women dressed properly, sexy, beautiful, and men that wear long pants, handsome, some nice sports jackets, etc… something the Florida Man and Woman …ignores.
It is testing my fking patience. I close me eyes some times because I cannot fking believe it. The bros and the bitches are something else.
Selling my place up in the NY has cost me my mental equilibrium in this fkng place. I used to be able to take it for 6 months of the year, but Covid had altered my escape plans till now.
It is time to buzz fing off, back home to Athens and/or out West to live away from these people. There are lots of things I like here but people aren’t one of them. Not all of them, not everyone, but many. Traffic lights is another. And they keep building more shit, more traffic, more assholes looking for sunshine. I wouldn’t go back to NY for anything either. For me, it is either West or a rejuvenated vibrant Greece for spring/summer and the West for fall when the hurricanes fk with Flaaridaaaaa.
That would …work. Just keep the pandemics at fing bay.
What I think about Florida is the ultimate truth. It is no better nor worse. Mall trash will never see my point, and I don’t give a fk. I try not to wear shorts when going out, and not look like I just got off doing my lawn with my bitch on my side looking like a troll with bad hair.
How’s that for a generalized review of Florida? Your mileage may vary, and there are noteworthy exceptions, but the average is WAY TOO FKNG LOW!
How’s that work for you?
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