Just for fun: Weird fake amputee scam account Alina Art gets suspended
http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2023/03/10/just-for-fun-weird-fake-amputee-scam-account-alina-art-gets-suspended/
Sometimes weird stuff happens on Twitter we just have to tell you about because it’s funny. One such case is the now-suspended Twitter account of Alina Art.
Everything about this account just screamed that something was off. There were weird requests for birthday wishes, photos that just didn’t look like the same person, broken English, and ... she seemed to lose ... and regain ... limbs at random.
LOL. We told you it was weird.
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ Poor Alina cannot catch a break. Yet another birthday ruined by her bitch mom and disappearing limbs. 😢
Apparently, Twitter users reporting the account repeatedly for clearly being fake finally caught up with Alina Art and she ... or he ... was suspended.
You really just don’t know about accounts like this. Alina could easily be a starved-for-attention 42-year-old man, living in his mom’s basement. The internet’s a messed up place, y’all.
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ Good news and bad news: Alina’s left leg grew back and she went blond ... but she lost her right leg and her mom is still a bitch.
She’s had a rough life.
MAZE (@mazemoore) ~ I think that it's disgusting how you ridicule this obviously very real and unlucky person.
LOL. Twitter took a moment to celebrate the account suspension and have a good laugh.
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ Well, she never gave me the Range Rover I won!
Scammer’s got scams.
Ah ha ... that's why zzshart was AWOL from the Further Freedom From Thought Board for awhile ... he was trying to track down that randy goat he thought he won from Alina!
Methyl Head (@tractordoctor79) ~ You think the mom has Munchausen Syndrome by proxy and just cuts off, reattaches limbs and then forces her to draw pictures?
LOL!
Gas Assault-Stove Owner (@TwatterSharkLL1) ~ Are her DMs open?
LOLOLOL! Take your shot, brother!
Clint (@pack_rulz1978 ) ~ "For every like, I will remove one limb ..."
Dead.
Ginger (@ams1167) ~ So many questions.
Like what? Bra size? Hmmm ... whataya think, ribit ... 38C?
Like we said, it was an odd Twitter account.
Catherine Stands with Ukraine (@CMargaronis) ~ At least you found your arms!
And her boobs ... 'cuz in dat photo, she's at least a 40DD, don'tcha know!
Eric Grant (@ericgrant) ~ Is this you?
Tell us when you spot the problem. LOL.
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ Alina is trans now. Please rate his art and don’t be ashamed.
Oh ... no wonder zzshart was attracted to "Alina"!
Trans-amputed is a new one, even for Twitter. What would we call them?
... Trans-am ...
We’re sorry. We’ll think about what we’ve done.
Jim®™(alleged mercenary) (@C89B489) ~ I came out as headless and lost 921 followers. Please like and RT because my mom died in a meteor shower while camping and she said no one would follow me.
Bwahaha!
Cats Tats n Gats (@YourCarIsUgly) ~ At this rate ... she's going on 5 birthdays ... she's gonna be 80 by next year.
Imagine throwing all those birthday parties ... probably cost her an arm and a leg.
First Responder (@jonfw2) ~ Her account will grow back.
LOL.
LG in AZ (@lgadbery) ~ She didn’t have a leg to stand on.
We can’t believe you people ... are so awesome!
Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ 🎶 In the arms of the angels ... 🎶
RIP Alina Art.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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