http://twitchy.com/artistangie-313138/2023/03/15/newark-new-jersey-became-a-sister-city-with-a-fake-nation-and-we-cant-stop-laughing/
We have heard of FAKE NEWS but Fake nations? Not before the city of Newark, New Jersey became a sister city with Kailasa a FAKE Hindu nation. That is right. Kailasa has a website, but they do not exist, they have no government.
It is a made-up place from the brain of Swami Nithyananda. Swami is a criminal on the run from rape charges in India, and Newark had a ceremony and everything. It sounds like a TV sitcom. Even South Park could not make this one up.
Ali Bauman (@AliBaumanTV) ~ City of Newark, New Jersey admits it got scammed into becoming “sister cities” with a fake nation. @CBSNewYork
http://cbsnews.com/newyork/news/newark-sister-city-scam-kailasa/
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1633857840984014852
Let’s get this laugh fest started.
TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) ~ Ask your doctor if Kailasa is right for you.
HA! That might be one of our favorites, but there are A LOT of great ones so hold on.
AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) ~ Remember, folks. This is government. They know better than you.
Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) ~ The first clue should have been that no place on earth would want to associate with Newark, New Jersey.
We drove through Newark once and we did not get the feeling even the residents wanted us to know they lived there.
𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚔 (@FoundersGirl) ~ Bet they believe men can be women and humans control climate, too.
Ouch! That one hurt.
Andy Swan (@AndySwan) ~ What's more diverse than an imaginary nation that identifies as a real city.
The fake nation just needs some pronouns and the circle will be complete.
Allen (@AllenIn2022) ~ Is Michael Scott running Newark?
HA! It is a very ‘The Office’ thing to do.
The REAL MillerFinch (@REALmillerfinch) ~ Does no one have a map??
Maps are for losers. Google too. Who needs to verify the information? We think that is expecting entirely too much from your local government.
The Texorcist in Lent (@texorcistxp) ~ This will never ever not be hilarious.
Nope. Never. We plan to bookmark it just for sad days so we can laugh.
Phil B (@thephilipbrown) ~ If only there was some way to verify if a city is real ...
*whispers*
... also, New Jersey is the armpit of America.
How could they possibly verify this? Do you expect somebody to use a giant information network just available to anyone?
Dawn (@aurora_g96) ! THERE WAS A SIGNING CEREMONY! 💀
http://twitter.com/i/status/1633857840984014852
AaaAaaannnd we are dead. They had a full-on ceremony.
We will leave you with that one because we have to find an inhaler. WE CAN NOT BREATHE!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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