Hmmm ...
"... the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo."
A source close to the show confirmed the incident, telling Page Six, "There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended."
"It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled."
Soooooooo ... the dirty lil' secret could possibly be that Hillary couldn't make it to the restroom and just popped a squat in the aisle since the lights were off? And then, when the lights came back up and she was confronted by the theater staff, Hillary said ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence