http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2023/04/01/ny-times-reporter-has-a-flowery-metaphor-alert-about-sen-fettermans-hospital-release/
Democrat Sen. John Fetterman has been released from the hospital after a lengthy stay where he was being treated for clinical depression.
Naturally the media’s asking hard questions about how Fetterman’s health will affect his performance in the stressful job of being a U.S. senator.
Just kidding!
Here’s one of the first reports about Fetterman leaving the hospital from the New York Times:
Annie Karni (@anniekarni) ~ Metaphor alert -- When Fetterman checked into the hospital in Feb, the tulips in the garden where he took his walks were bulbs. By today, they had bloomed.
As a parting gift to staff he credited w/saving his life, Fetterman offered a bouquet of tulips.
http://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/31/us/politics/john-fetterman-hospital-depression.html?smid=tw-share
That’s got “Pulitzer” written all over it.
Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) ~ Is this an audition for the DNC comms team?
The competition for those positions among so-called journalists these days is fierce. ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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