http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2023/04/03/actblue-unions-celebratory-bliss-over-their-collective-bargaining-agreement-is-cut-tragically-short/
If you happen to be drinking right now, please be sure to pour one out for the ActBlue Union today. Looks like they’re having a pretty rough go of it right now.
Things started off for them looking pretty optimistic. At least they thought so. Flashback to just under two months ago, when they were poppin’ the Champagne and basking in the confetti:
ActBlue Union (@ActBlueUnion) ~ WE HAVE A CONTRACT!
After nearly two years of negotiations, the @ActBlueUnion represented by @CWG_Workers, is excited to announce the ratification of our first collective bargaining agreement with @ActBlue management.
Okay, let's get this straight ... ActBlue is an activist software company that enables left-leaning nonprofits, Democratic candidates, and progressive groups to raise money from individual donors on the Internet by providing them with online fundraising software. It took the ActBlue Union TWO YEARS to negotiate a union contract with a woketard fundraising company???!!! WTF?! Both sides of this bargaining table are populated with loony, hardcore Democrats ... WHY did it take you that long to hammer out an agreement??? BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
It seemed like the world was their oyster! The future was so bright, they had to wear shades.
Until it all came crashing down into a flaming mess:
Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) ~
They couldn’t even have two measly months of bliss. That was far too much to ask.
So, the deal you hammered out over a two-year period lasted two months for 32 of your union members, eh? Uh ... excuse me for a sec ... ROTFLMAO!!!
And now, the straits are direr than ever. Poor things.
Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) ~ Hate to see it.
Eli Levine, already knows how to code (@Eli_A_Levine) ~
Tough break, ActBlue Union. But hey, you guys tried, and that’s all that really matters, right?
It’s Sowell Goodman!! (@BettrCallSowell) ~ That was fast.
BUT ...
How could something like this have happened???
jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) ~ Sounds like the bargaining unit wasn't very good.
Evidently they weren’t just not very good, but they really sucked at it.
We can’t say we didn’t see this coming, but that’s what ActBlue Union is gonna say, because they don’t want to admit that they made a huge mistake.
Drache Energie (@feignedidentity) ~
Schadenfreude may not be nicest way to respond to someone else’s bad news, but sometimes it’s the right way to respond. The only way to respond, even.
And this is definitely one of those times.
Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) ~
Ed Rotski (@Advanced_COBOL) ~ LMAO!
Nik Berlin (@spazafraz) ~ My first LOL moment of the day.
tex lovera2 (@Lovera2Tex) ~
Better luck next time, ActBlue Union.
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