http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2023/04/04/too-funny-conspiracy-journos-beclown-themselves-spreading-misinformation-on-trump-indictment/
Left wing journalists, and a number of other leftists, donned their squeaky red shoes and piled into the clown car from the moment the charges against Donald Trump were announced.
Come along with us as we walk you through the latest example of the Left’s never-ending rollercoaster ride of ‘TRUMP IS FINISHED!’ disappointment.
This one is hilarious!
Katie S. Phang (@KatiePhang) ~ @NBCNews has now corrected itself: 34 counts of Falsifying Business Records and Conspiracy.
@mitchellreports advises that other media outlets are reporting 34 felony counts.
It all begins with a report from NBC News that the 34 charges that were already expected were joined with a conspiracy charge.
‘CONSPIRACY!’
Dun dun duuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Katie S. Phang (@KatiePhang) ~ NEW: Per @adamreisstv who was inside of the courtroom, the Trump indictment is 34 counts of Falsification of Business Records "in the first degree," (which suggests they are felonies), and Conspiracy.
According to NBC/MSNBC reporter, Adam Reiss, and a bunch of giddy left wing journos who hate Trump more than they love their mothers, there was a conspiracy charge.
This is when their hopes began to rise. We love this part.
What follows is a bunch of foaming at the mouth by woketards who have wet themselves over the word "conspiracy" used in the NBC report. If you want to read them, click on the link. Now ... moving on.
What a shock that these clowns would join the chorus.
Now that they’d absolutely butchered their reporting, they really showed themselves.
Remember how conservatives have mostly been saying these are small-time charges and the DA has politicized this entire debacle in service of the TDS crowd? Yeah, they nearly admitted it today.
They insisted the charges were very, very serious, but WOW did they get excited when they thought there was a conspiracy charge in the indictment. It’s almost like they knew the expected charges weren’t as serious as they were telling the American people.
Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) ~ Simultaneously seeing reports that there are "34 counts of falsifying documents" and also that there's a conspiracy charge, something's getting lost in a game of telephone or someone's just wrong.
You know what’s coming next, don’t you?
How many times have we watched this play out now?
Surely, the walls were closing in this time?! It’s a CONSPIRACY charge!
Greg Price (@greg_price11) ~ BREAKING: NBC News claimed that one of the 34 felony charges for Trump was "conspiracy," which was heavily boosted by liberal accounts.
A conspiracy charge does not appear anywhere in the indictment.
http://www.scribd.com/document/636100024/Trump-Indictment#fullscreen&;from_embed
Womp. Womp.
Perhaps ‘journalists’ should have waited for the actual indictment to be released before they started spreading falsehoods.
They couldn’t help themselves ... because Trump.
Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) ~ Deleted this because it was based on NBC misreport. There are no conspiracy charges.
Let the backtracking begin!
This is our favorite part – the disappointment after they convince themselves Trump is toast.
Poor Resistance Twitter was issuing corrections and deleting tweets right and left. LOL!
Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) ~ It's just falsifying business records, 34 times.
There's no conspiracy charge. GOD I HATE THE GODDAMN TELEVISION.
You could almost hear the air draining out of The Nation’s resident Troll doll.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) ~The word "conspiracy" does not appear in this indictment.
LOL! No, it does not.
Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) ~ Prosecutors said in court that Trump's payments to Cohen were part of a "conspiracy" related to the election. That got a lot of anti-Trumpers' hopes up, but there's no actual conspiracy charge here that I see.
34 old-and-cold misdemeanors that are well beyond their born-on-date and no conspiracy charge. Bragg desperately tries to elevate these old-and-cold misdemeanor charges by disingenuously alluding their connection to a "scheme with others to influence the 2016 presidential election," but ... the FEC has already looked at all of this and concluded, "Meh ... there's nothing to see here." BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Bragg won't even name the supposed "crime that this 'scheme' attempted to conceal." The press asked him point blank to tell them what this crime was and Bragg refused to say because "the law does not so require." BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Here is more on Bragg's public cowardice on naming Trump's supposed "crime" ...
DA Alvin Bragg doesn’t name the crime Donald Trump was trying to conceal
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2023/04/04/da-alvin-bragg-doesnt-name-the-crime-donald-trump-was-trying-to-conceal/
Tale as old as time ... or at least as old as the Trump presidency.
Anti-Trumper falls in love with idea of getting Trump.
Anti-Trumper celebrates.
Anti-Trumper is crushed by reality.
David S. Joachim (@davidjoachim) ~ NBC corrects its reporting (sorta) about a conspiracy charge that didn't happen.
http://nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-indictment-live-updates-former-presidents-arraignment-expected-t-rcna77705#rcrd12359
So pathetic. LOL.
Uh oh ... maybe zzshart should be put on suicide watch, eh?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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