Fiz says ~ But - perhaps - I have misjudged and you and Zim are quite willing to go go Ukraine?
Tell you what: I am willing to buy you a ticket so you can go and die for Ukraine, fighting your preferred enemy "Russia, Russia, Russia", instead of dying trying to fight, at home, for your Republic.
I'm serious here. I will pay for your ticket, but you will need to actually go to the front lines in Ukraine (or better yet, invade Russia itself) or the deal is off.
I suggest you think carefully about my offer, and not speak in haste. Yes, I would probably use an escrow holder to make sure BOTH of us perform.
Good grief, Fiz ... tell me you're a childish ass without telling me you're a childish ass, eh?
You do know that ribit served in the U.S. Marine Corps in Vietnam, right?