http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2023/04/19/rep-eric-swalwell-thought-of-a-great-tax-day-joke-a-date-late-but-it-was-too-good-not-to-post/
Oooooh, Eric Swalwell is big time CHAFED! One of his aides needs to go out and buy him an industrial-sized tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste before he dies of diaper rash.
Apparently, Tucker Carlson is having a good laugh at poor lil' Eric's expense ... and Swalwell just can't handle it. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) ~ Tucker just ENDED Eric Swalwell's career with most savage 30 seconds of pure roast ever broadcast on TV:
"When he's not shagging Chinese spies, he gets to travel all over the world at his donors' expense... If he wants to he can hang out on the beach in a Hawaiian shirt with an umbrella drink, gold chains, and a chest wig." 🤣🤣🤣
http://twitter.com/i/status/1648507800941633536
We noticed that Rep. Eric Swalwell didn’t include Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene in his tweet, but it looks like it went out before she dropped a bomb on him in a Homeland Security Committee hearing this afternoon. In any case, Swalwell had thought of a great Tax Day joke but a day late, so he had to reword it a bit before it was time to hit that Tweet button.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) ~ Amending my taxes to claim the free rent inside the empty heads of Tucker Carlson and Kevin McCarthy.
See? It was too good not to post.
Well, ya gotta cut poor lil' Eric a little slack ... 'cuz he's just not very bright. ROTFLMAO!
But, some others joined in to help him out, don'tcha know.
RandyChrist (@GOPGAY77091) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} Don't forget to add your Chinese dependent.
Rebecca C Payton (@RebeccaCPayton2) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} They should claim you as a dependent.
You mean the Communist Chinese Party? Yeah, they already claim Eric as a dependent
Thug Spock (@Excelsi04144814) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} I think the opposite is true. 🤣🤡
Yeah, Eric is a psychological projector.
VonPhul (@BaronVonPhul) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell) It's so funny when Eric tries to sound righteous. Bless his heart.
Scott Mason (@hypnoksa) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} Does that offset the money you’re getting from China?
Shhhhhhhhhh ... Eric isn't reporting his payola from the ChiComs. He's trying to keep all of that under the table ... just like Fang Fang.
Old Salty Marine, PhD (@BamaSaltyMarine) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell) Wow, they really hurt your feelings, huh?
Mega MAGA🇺🇸Sunny Days 🌞 Deplorable Hoosier (@SmellyCat2Sunny) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} Had millions of viewers not been watching Tucker last night, Eric would not have had his feelings hurt. 😂😂😂
Fettermans_Hoodie (@Ham_to_the_Bone) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} Oooohhhh, did soy boy try to cut someone down. Keep trying buckaroo. 😂
BULLIEVEITRNOT (@lykthemapleshuh) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} You just make making fun of you so easy.
ProudNativeAmerican (@JRRWareagle) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} Make sure you claim Ukraine as a dependent.
Christopher Cain (@cwcain) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} This tweet was approved by the Chinese Communist Party.
Loveable Nerd (@loveablenerd) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} Sounds like they’re the ones living rent free in your head to me, but ...
Scott McLaurin (@McLaurinScott2) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} If you didn't do anything wrong, you wouldn't be on here trying to defend your actions, but instead would be doing the work for your constituents. Obviously, Tucker hit a chord which triggered you to respond. Cry baby.
Frankie Railsback (@isufan4ever) ~ {Replying to @RepSwalwell} You got roasted ... move on!!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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