I had gone to Nawlins to fetch back a nephew who had married the queen of all karens. When we got home I told him he owed me for that. He said, "I know". "No ya don't understand sportfan. If ya phone rings at 3am and it's me and I want ya to come help me bury a body ya has to do it."
...btw, the queen of all karens pitched one of her famous hissy fits with the next guy who moved in and he shot her in the forehead with a .357 mag. Cops say she had a really surprised look on her face.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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