Uh oh, Sam Brinton may have a legitimate defense. Did you read the article? It said ...
"Brinton was arrested at approximately 10 p.m. last night in THEIR home on College Parkway," Goff added. "THEY are being held in the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit on a no-bond status as THEY await an extradition hearing. That’s all of the information we have on our end."
Apparently, Brinton has a doppelganger. Maybe the other half of they is the one who is actually guilty of these crimes, eh?
Heh heh heh heh heh.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence