I have never seen her more radiant!
...there we were on the beach. Panama City Beach to be specific. The ocean was making ocean sounds which always make me drowsy. The wife was on one side and a row of her crazy sisters junk on the other. The crazy sister in law was on the other side of the junk. At the top of the pile of junk was the crazy sister's sneakers with her socks stuff in them. Her cooler below that and an assortment of other crap. In my drowsy state a bug somehow crawled itself up my nose.
...hacking and coughing I struggled to a sitting position trying to catch the interloping bug. It was to no avail. I seemed to remember that amongst the crazy sister in law's junk pile was a box of kleenex.
"...let me have a kleenex please" I said.
"Get it yourself" says the crazy sister in law.
I sat there suffering from the bug in my nose and perplexednes. Then I reached over and pulled one of her socks out of her sneakers and blew my nose into it.
I have never seen her more raidant!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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