Oh, I can see it now: Hunter and Joe were ONLY takng bribes in order to keep up the ruse and draw in both Zlochevsky and Putin! Hunter and Biden were actually double agents. They were heroes, I tell you! They were tasked by Obama himself with a most dangerous and sensitive task: to investigate the reality of Russian interference and pederasty most foul in the American election process.
The three Bidens were on special, selfless, assignment. They were forced to fornicate with and even sniff the hair of countless underage Russian and Ukrainian underage girls. Sometimes they even had to take crack cocaine while pretending to enjoy it.
Americans owe the Bidens a debt of gratitude, and a heartfelt apology, for doubting them. It is men like Joe Biden and Hunter Biden, and women like Hillary and Lois Lerner, who made America great! These are the people who selflessly put everything on the line for their country, every day.
Again: They only took bribes and appeared to be for sale in order to advance American Intelligence interests in the Free World.God Bless America!