Dear Abby: My wife gained weight, can I tell her?
http://nypost.com/2023/07/13/dear-abby-my-wife-gained-weight-can-i-tell-her/
...Not only no, but hell no! If she axes ya if she looks fat the answer there is No as well. I could write a thesis on things ya should never say around your wife/gf/significant other.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!