http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/07/30/lol-milli-vanilli-trends-after-cardi-b-chucks-her-mic-at-a-fan-and-the-music-doesnt-stop-n2385843
Need a humor break from all the politics? Yeah, us too. Well, here you go!
We bet all you Gen Xers out there didn't expect to see Milli Vanilli trending on Twitter today, did you?
Redneck Azn (@LMFireSystems1) ~ Cardi B throws her microphone at a dan who throws their drink at her. Straight gangsta.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1685508466087997440
It turns out the blast from the past was sparked by a video of a Cardi B performance. Some clown in the audience lobs their drink at her during a not-so-live show, and she responded by chucking her microphone at the beverage bomber.
But ... something seemed a bit off ...
EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) ~ {Replying to @LMFireSystems1} And yet the music doesn’t stop.
LOL. Cardi ... B ... Miss B? ... Mrs. Offset? (We don't know. We'll just go with 'Cardi'.)
Cardi continues to 'sing', despite standing, tight-lipped, as she glares at the target of her mic sniper shot.
Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) ~ Cardi B has a drink thrown at her onstage. She throws her🎤.
2 things:
1. Cardi B encourages degeneracy, criminality & trash behavior. Don’t be shocked when your “fans” behave the way you tell them to.
2. The song didn’t stop. Y’all listening to an iPad.
Benny Johnson picked up on the clip, prompting some hilarious responses.
Bill Juftes (@BillJuftes) ~ {Replying to @bennyjohnson} Milli Vanilli has entered the chat ...
LOL! Welcome back, Milli Vanilli.
NautiGirl (@ladiebldr) ~ I’d throw a drink too if I spent all that money to watch lip syncing. 😂🤣
Nah, dat guy didn't pay money to hear Cardi B sing ... 'cuz she doesn't. He paid to see her strip off and pole dance.
Girl You Know It's True.
Pep (@josephm_j) ~ Milly Vanilli was excoriated for lip-syncing music.
In all fairness to Cardi B, when the Milli Vanilli thing blew up, it was revealed that they weren't even the people singing their songs at all.
It was quite the scandal back in the day.
Chris Hall (@pwshrek1969) ~ Paying that much for tickets to listen to a recording? I’ll just listen in my car.
KimberlyDMarlin (@KimberlyDMarlin) ~ That moment she realizes she stopped singing the words but the words kept going ... 😬
Well ... dat's da thang ... I bet she never realized it, herself ... someone else had to tell her.
LOLOLOL!
Based Basterd (@BasedBasterd) ~ @iamcardib is Millie Vanillie 2.0.
Ouch!
Mahmoud Hassan (@Mahmoud09) ~ 🤣
http://twitter.com/i/status/1685639191349067777
... and another angle.
That's quite a mic drop. LOL.
Block³ (@BlocksRevenge) ~
Same. We loved that movie.
The Aussie Hun (@TheAussieHun) ~ Karaoke ... LOL!
Ha! Cardioke?
Pizz (@ThePizzMan) ~ She sings better without the mic.
Y'all are harsh! 💀
AG (@AGsmoothop) ~ The question everyone has on their mind - is the mic ok? Poor thing.
RIP, mic.
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The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence