http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/08/13/just-for-fun-dudes-6-month-old-doordash-tweet-suddenly-goes-viral-and-lol-n2386229
Back in February, Twitter user @jasondotnews tweeted out his DoorDash spending for the past year - a whopping $25,000.
The tweet is so old that Jason actually tweeted it, instead of X'ing it, or whatever we're calling tweets these days. Fast forward 6 months, and the tweet finally went viral, amassing over 18 million views as of right about now.
Jason Steen (@jasondotnews) ~ I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my #DoorDash data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that ... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
We can't avoid the obvious here: One way people living on $40K/yr manage to make it is by NOT dropping 25 grand on DoorDash.
Yep ... why don't you get up off your fat ass and go to these places yourself ... or, better yet ... go to the grocery store and cook it yourself. Probably a helluva lot healthier!
StewMama✈ Cari- Radically Moderate (@StewMama71) ~ People who make $40K are not spending nearly 2x the price by using the luxury service of Door Dash.
Sounds like a job for Bidenomics.
Austen Allred (@Austen) ~ If I spent $25k/yr on DoorDash you wouldn’t be able to waterboard that out of me!
Who DoorDashes Hooters?
Alex Litzenberger (@alexlitzenberge) ~ Really taking “I like Hooters for the food” to a whole other level!
"See, Hon, it really is about the wings!"
Design 2 Live (@design2live) ~ Bro ... you door dashed the dollar general! 🤦♂️
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA ... He. DoorDashed. Dollar. General ... and PetSmart.
pagliacci the hater (@Slatzism) ~ You bought Red Lobster for your cat!
How do people making $40K per year make ends meet??? NOT this way, you moron.
Jason did shed some light on the situation after earning DoorDash notoriety.
Jason Steen (@jasondotnews) ~ Folks going wild over a six-month-old tweet of mine, lol ... chill. For anyone actually curious, we use my Doordash account for the office orders and sending donuts to the county clerks we work with — but I *DO* love some @Chilis 
So he does actually appear to be feeding more than just himself ... and his cat. That's a relief, we suppose.
Jason Kinder (@jasonkinder) ~ What are your medical costs?
He'll know as soon as the Dasher arrives with his Comprehensive Metabolic Panel and DIY colonoscopy kit.
The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) ~ Bro, that’s a LOT of Taco Bell, LOL.
Speaking of colonoscopies ... We're pretty sure that Taco Bell order will clear you out right quick, Jason.
It's a crazy world out there, folks.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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