I could just picture that.
My good friend who is a jack of all trades, licensed Master electrician, master plumber, Licensed and certified to do Concrete work in Cincinnati and the county it is, plus the county we live in, and three other surrpunding counties.
He's who I call when I just don;t want to fuss woth something I could fix but just don't want to.
Anyway, His house is in New Richmond, Ohio about three lots back from the Ohio River. When the river rises from rain it always floods there. Randy sent me pics of him sitting on his porch with two lines out in the flood waters. He actually caught a catfish. He's the smartest redneck hunter, boater, jack of all trades I ever knew and he has about a 10th grade edumacation..
Really a nice fellow though.. Another south of the Mason Dixon line nice person. There's hope for y'all yet!