The cardiologist has some mild concern about the condition of the heart as it gives me acute pain whenever I stand up from a sitting position.
...at your age the only positions you should attempt are sitting and laying down interspersed with frequent naps and snacks. Other than that, only an all grits diet can save you.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!