...I fell in a pond awhile back. It was around a walking track I used to go to. Somebody had tossed a sandwich wrapper into the water. I made a habit of getting stuff out of the lake with my walking stick. Put the stick out on a rock and reached for the wrapper. The stick slipped off the rock and I did a magnificent belly flop into some really nasty water. Wish I had a video of that too. I could post it on the web and tell everybody it was decomp.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!