Since when is watching video of Uga scrambling and running away to keep from getting stomped on by Bevo equal to porn? Seems to me it simply shows that, while he might be a little foolish in wanting to "poke the bear," he's also smart enough to know when it's time to get the hell out of there!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence