http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-GcS1UQyg
Totally realistic ALIEN bodies revealed ... SERIOUSLY
https//twitchy.com/artistangie/2023/09/13/alien-bodies-revealed-in-mexico-n2387190
The internet is often a miserable and lonely place, but every so often it becomes a place of magic and hilarity and TODAY was one of those days. An account posted video and images that are allegedly alien corpses that were retrieved from Peru and the internet went wild. When we tell you that we snorted and laughed so much that it took over an hour to write this story we are not kidding.
Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) ~ Scientists unveiling two alleged alien corpses took place in Mexico, which are retrieved from Cusco, Peru.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1701822407806235065
Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) ~ 1000 year old alien corpses shown to Mexican congress as UFO expert are forced to testify.
Let the fun begin!
TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) ~ Pretty sure those are Whoopi Goldberg’s feet.
DAMN - I bet he's right!
Ewww and LOL!
ET-related posts were VERY popular.
Douglas Karr (@douglaskarr) ~
TheÐogeGlory (@GloryDoge) ~ All E.T. wanted to do is phone home. 😆 🤣
voxJT (@VoxJT) ~ Ellll-iiiii-otttttt? 😂
ET may have looked more realistic but what do we know, aliens can probably look like anything they like and chose the ET form to come across as friendly! We can only hope they bring Reese's pieces with them to hand out as a treat as well.
Holistic X ƉOGE (@Doge4Faithful) ~ No way.
Well, Scully ... which is it? Yes ... or no?
The X-files music is playing on a loop in our brain as we type this. It is probably stuck in your head now as well. You are welcome.
David Roberts (@davidrlroberts) ~ Interesting that Mexico has an illegal alien problem.
*SNORT* ... Would a wall have prevented this?
Tiger Cillionaire (@wwwcryptocom) ~ Bro they literally made it look like the alien from “Men in Black.”
THEY DO! When the internet is fun it is VERY fun.
Sun Tzu (@SunTzusWar) ~
We are with the airplane lady on this one. Those things are NOT real.
Okay ... I lost track for a second. What's not real ... the unboxed aliens in Mexico ... or the airplane lady's boobs???
The airplane lady lives in Dallas, so I'll go and check if hers are real. ribit ... you go to Mexico and check out the aliens.
Keith Dorschner (@keith_dorschner) ~
We believe in science too! We just do not necessarily believe in those sculptures being real aliens!
Pete trains FSD (@kylaschwaberow) ~ Some pictures have emerged from when they were living among us. Pretending to be human.
For real though, the dude on the right looks very much like Gary Busey. No offense to the alien dude.
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) ~ Those aliens are obviously real and also friendly. Unfortunately they landed in pre-Columbian Peru. Most of them were slaughtered as sacrifices right after getting off their ship. The two survivors fled to a cave and died from rattlesnake bites. This is my scientific analysis.
We agree. Our scientific analysis is we are not saying it was aliens, BUT it was aliens.
GO FORTH AND BE GOOD STEWARDS OF THE TRUTH YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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