http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/09/15/biden-i-was-raised-in-synagogues-n2387291
Joe Biden has a history of providing formerly unknown details about his life, usually when trying to connect to a particular audience.
Lying. Joe Biden has a history of lying.
Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) ~ JUST IN - Biden told a group of rabbis on Thursday that he was “raised in synagogues in my state [Delaware]” — after previously claiming to have been raised by Delaware’s then-tiny Puerto Rican community, NY Post reports.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1702509018437013872
That's right, Joe Biden, while living in a middle class suburban Irish Italian Greek Polish Puerto Rican black community, prayed fervently for healing for those afflicted with oil-company-induced cancers from driving with their car windows down, at his Irish Catholic church ... er ... black church ... umm ... synagogue.
Marina Medvin (@MarinaMedvin) ~ LOL - really, he did it again?!
Yes, he did.
Biden's mother would have likely slapped him silly for such fabrications. She would have waited, of course, until after the gospel choir's energetic rendition of Amazing Grace and the reading of the Torah during mass.
Unagi (@brownrobin64) ~ Next speech:
Biden has come as close to doing this meme as one can without uttering the precise words.
He likes to pretend he was a simple middle class boy, but hasn't gone so far as to say he was poor ... yet. When speaking to black voters in Iowa, Biden once said:
"I have a lot of black support because that’s where I come from. I was raised in the black church, politically, not a joke."
"Not a joke," he assures us.
Every time Joe Biden assures you that something is "not a joke," "not hyperbole," or that he's "not kidding," he's lying.
Every. Single. Time.
PhotographicFloridian (@JackLinFLL) ~ In 1988 when Biden got booted from the presidential race for plagiarism it honestly should have been the last time anyone heard of him. WHO has been voting for this dude all these decades?????
Who? Mainly the operatives who fill out absentee ballots.
The man literally had to bow out of his 1988 presidential campaign for stealing words about a British politician's life and speaking as though they were his own.
Murat Beshtoev (@CirclEdgeInc) ~ No contradiction: Biden was raised in synagogues by a tiny Puerto Rican community of rabbis. 😂
I cannot confirm or deny this information.
It really is getting absurd.
Life & Career Insights (@UnstuckUrCareer) ~ How can he keep getting away with lying like this?
Because his staffers and the Democrat Propaganda Machine (i.e., ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Politico, and the rest of the lamestream media) slavishly clean up his messes and cover for him. They do that for all Democrats - that's their purpose in life.
Well, it's rather simple.
This is the type of thing in the Trump era that would have had Glenn Kessler of WaPo gleefully dumping in a hundred fresh lies into his database of the over 30,000 'Trump lies' captured during President Trump's 4-year presidency.
Joe Biden gets the 'exaggerated' or 'embellished' treatment from the media.
He's lying, guys. You've watched him do it for 50 years now. You know he's lying, which means you're lying too.
Louise Bartels (@BartelsBartels5) ~
Yep, it's like that.
Anna James Zeigler (@ajzeigler) ~ He lies habitually, and now he has dementia. It’s backbreaking work for the media at this point.
It's quite common for those suffering from mental decline to forget things that happened in their lives.
Joe Biden has an odd habit of remembering things that never happened in his life.
Robbie (@Robbie_Chirps) ~ If you don't vote for him you are not Jewish. What a joke.
LOLOLOL!
Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) ~ Biden: "I was born and raised in a poor, black, Baptist, Jewish, Catholic, Polish, Puerto Rican area where I was a football player ..."
He's not joking.
White House Snorter (@Ghost_MAGA) ~ Corn Pop was a bad dude at the synagogue!
Brandon: Yep, Corn Pop was SO[i] bad ... he made me braid my hair to join his gang!
Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) ~ [i]“My son, Beau, was a slave in Egypt, and was killed by the pharaoh for demanding freedom for the Jews.”
Maybe Biden's fake family history stories will improve when the writer's strike ends?
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Brad Slager: CNN+ Lifetime Subscriber (@MartiniShark) ~ Puerto Rican flankerback Jose Biden played at Star of David High in a German neighborhood of 3 cities before contracting cancer.
A house fire forced him to drive an 18 wheeler to support Jill in medical school before he finished with highest GPA ever at a Delaware black college.
Wow. So much of this joke is based on things Joe Biden actually said that it's scary.
Shalom, Mr. President. Shalom.
Attention, all White House aides! Cleanup needed on Aisle 46. Don't be squeamish!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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