My wife is the opposite of a hoarder ... she's a tosser - not the British version of the term, but someone who doesn't keep things around if they don't have any use for them. More often than not, that is a good thing ... every once in awhile I look for something and find out it has been tossed out without my knowledge, but it certainly keeps the clutter down. Over the past 39 years of our marriage, I'm sure she's thought about doing this, too ...
... but, so far, I haven't been put out on the trash heap ... yet.
Guess I'm jest too damn good lookin' to throw away, eh? RIGHT???!!!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence |