http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2023/09/22/kamala-harris-gun-violence-czar-n2387602
Czarina Kamala ala Bimbo!
Look, everyone. Kamala Harris has a new job. No, sadly, Giggles is still serving as vice president, but today she announced that she was adding yet another czarship to the long list of domains she oversees. (Yes, we made up the word 'czarship.' But making up nonsense words seems appropriate when it comes to Harris.)
Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) ~ Because you marched, organized, and voted, we passed the most significant gun safety legislation in 30 years. But let's be clear — we have more work to do.
Today, I am proud to share that I will oversee the first-ever White House Office of Gun Violence Prevention.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1705221226413662583
In a nation where the right to bear arms is one of our fundamental freedoms, 'Gun Violence Czar' has an ironic ring to it, don't you think? We're not entirely sure how Harris will find time for her new role though. She already is our Border Czar, Space Czar, Artificial Intelligence Czar, and we think possibly Venn Diagram Czar. Karine Jean-Pierre might have to confirm that last one.
Yes, Kamala ala Bimbo wears MANY czar hats ...
... although, bizarrely enough, no one can remember her ever actually doing anything other than her proudly displaying her czar hat. Hmmm ... go figure.
Of course, as they are legally contracted to do, the usual paid Democrat shills were out in force to celebrate this latest, greatest achievement from Harris.
BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) ~ HOLY SH*T!!! President Biden is unveiling a new Office of Gun Violence Prevention, which will be headed by Vice President Kamala Harris!
In the face of constant MAGA Republican obstruction on gun violence, I'm glad to see our elected leaders have not given up the fight!
Thank you for doing everything you can to save lives, President Biden! 🙏💪
We are fairly certain that the Biden administration could name Harris the 'Puppy Kicking Czar' and the likes of Brooklyn Dad, JoJo from Jerz, and the Sisson/Mowrey twins would all be shouting, 'THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.'
Yeah, they're just like zzshart ... the Democrat elites come along and tickle his butthole with a feather duster and he immediately turns into hot, pliable putty in their hands.
The rest of Twitter, unfortunately, was not quite so enthusiastic about the announcement.
Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) ~ So, the Biden administration has gone full parody, huh?
Yep ... the Biden administration has been a full-on parody of a cheesy banana republic from day one.
The Biden administration is a big proponent of Poe's Law.
{Poe's Law: An adage of internet culture saying that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.}
Jer-o-Matic, Bemused Xer (@BakoJer) ~ “Gun safety” is a propaganda term, and we all know it.
By the way, how’s the border, Czar? I hear you blew it.
Yep ... Czarina Kamala ala Bimbo blew it just like she always does ... and now the mess is all over her face.
We see what he did there. LOL.
Toxic Something Podcast - w/ Keith Burgin (@KeithBurgin) ~ "The Office of Gun Violence Prevention and Violent Gun Preventative Stuff and Guns will forge a new path forward toward a forward-thinking path to gun violence prevention paths."
It needs a name that long because it's all related to the passage of time.
{March 21, 2022 in Sunset, Louisiana ~ Kamala Harris said, "The governor and I ... and we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right? The significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation ... depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their God-given talent."}
Steve Wilson (@wilstv) ~
Oops.
Uh oh ... looks like Czarina Harris already has a task at hand!
Michael White For US Congress (@MW4Liberty) ~ Americans should be allowed to own the same weapons we paid for the Taliban to have.
Hooch (@CompanyHooch) ~ Man. If only we had had a "White House Office of Not Getting Our Troops Blown Up in a Botched Afghanistan Withdrawal."
Double oops.
Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) ~ Cringe. 😬
“Gun violence prevention” = not going after criminals who enact harm using firearms; criminalizing law-abiding gun owners.
It's funny how efforts on 'gun safety' and 'violence prevention' never focus on the rash of criminal and gang-related shootings that take place daily in blue cities, only on gun owners whose firearms have never harmed anyone.
We do, however, feel a little sorry (no, we don't) for the staffers who have to go into crisis mode whenever Harris speaks or takes to social media.
Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) ~
In fairness though, not everyone was pointing and laughing. Some tried to look on the bright side of Harris' new office.
Kaya Masters (@sisterinferior) ~ The fastest way to get more of something is to set up a White House Office to prevent it.
This ... may be awesome.
Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) ~ This is great news. By the time she is through, owning an assault rifle is going to be mandatory.
If Harris is as effective as gun violence prevention czar as she has been as border czar, heck, we'll all own a whole rack's worth of them before too long.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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