... it's a pretty blatant case of the assumed Democrat privilege of "rules for thee, but not for me."
The House Republicans were about to hold a vote on a resolution bill that the Democrats were desperate to delay, and Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) intentionally pulled a fire alarm to disrupt the proceedings. What a tool ... a felonious tool.
Bowman has been an extreme embarrassment to himself and his fellow Democrats for the past few days.
Before we see how The Babylon Bee rightly capped off this ridiculous saga, let's first look at the deserved ridicule that Rep. Bowman (D-NY) has been receiving ...
Rep. Jamaal Bowman's 'no one in this country is above the law' tweet is aging wonderfully
http://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/09/30/rep-bowman-was-good-enough-to-recently-remind-us-no-one-in-this-country-is-above-the-law-n2387969
FIRE! Jamaal Bowman reportedly caught on camera literally breaking the law
http://twitchy.com/coucy/2023/09/30/jamal-bowman-caught-on-camera-doing-what-n2387967
NBC News: Rep. Jamaal Bowman says he pulled the fire alarm 'unintentionally'
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/09/30/nbc-news-rep-jamaal-bowman-says-he-pulled-the-fire-alarm-unintentionally-n2387973
Go for it! Republicans move to EXPEL Jamaal Bowman after 'accidental' fire alarm episode
http://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/09/30/republicans-seek-to-expel-jamaal-bowman-n2387975
George Santos gives us a lesson in fire safety for Jamaal Bowman
http://twitchy.com/coucy/2023/09/30/george-santos-gives-us-a-lesson-in-fire-safety-n2387976
A confused Rep. Jamaal Bowman says he thought pulling the fire alarm would open the door
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/09/30/a-confused-rep-jamaal-bowman-says-he-thought-pulling-the-fire-alarm-would-open-the-door-n2387979
Media: GOP lawmakers accuse Democrat of pulling a fire alarm
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/09/30/media-gop-lawmakers-accused-democrat-of-pulling-a-fire-alarm-n2387981
Twitter/X reacts to Bowman fire alarm drama and #S30 is born
http://twitchy.com/rickrobinson/2023/10/01/twitterx-reacts-to-bowman-fire-alarm-chaos-s30-is-born-n2387987
Take. The. L! Jamaal Bowman's statement about pulling the fire alarm only makes things HILARIOUSLY worse
http://twitchy.com/samj/2023/10/01/bowman-releases-statement-n2387989
That's a LOTTA stupid! Here are some of the DUMBEST takes defending Jamaal Bowman pulling the fire alarm
http://twitchy.com/samj/2023/10/01/brian-krassenstein-solves-the-bowman-case-lol-n2387984
Thomas Massie shares DAMNING video showing everyone how 'stable' Jamaal Brown really IS (isn't) *watch*
http://twitchy.com/samj/2023/10/01/massie-shares-what-bowman-was-doing-before-he-pulled-the-alarm-n2387985
LOL! The Jamaal Bowman fire alarm memes are … on FIRE
http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/10/01/lol-the-jamaal-bowman-fire-alarm-memes-are-on-fire-n2387991
Rep. Jamaal Bowman sticks to his story about why he pulled the fire alarm
http://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/10/02/rep-jamaal-bowman-sticks-to-his-story-about-pulling-the-fire-alarm-n2388028
In Jamaal Bowman's continuing tale of unfortunate events, he 'ACCIDENTALLY' calls Republicans 'Nazis'
http://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/10/02/jamaal-bowman-accident-to-call-republicans-nazis-n2388044
MTG joins in on beating 'The Fire Alarm' horse to death as she shows how to EXIT the Cannon building
http://twitchy.com/artistangie/2023/10/02/mtg-shows-how-easy-it-is-to-exit-the-cannon-building-without-pulling-a-fire-alarm-n2388041
And now for The Babylon Bee's pièce de ré·sis·tance ...
Babylon Bee's report on Dems' next step in fire alarm saga is the most believable thing ever
http://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/10/02/babylon-bees-report-on-dems-next-step-in-bowman-gate-might-not-even-be-satire-n2388030
Democrat Rep. Jamaal Bowman continues to stick to his story that he thought pulling a fire alarm in a Capitol office building was the way to open a door:
Rep. Jamaal Bowman of New York says he mistakenly triggered a fire alarm in a congressional office building Saturday afternoon as elected officials were preparing to vote on a spending bill to avert a potential government shutdown.
Republicans alleged that Bowman was trying to delay the vote and have called for him to be punished, but the Democrat said in a statement that the incident occurred as he was rushing to cast his vote and arrived at a closed door that is usually open.
"I am embarrassed to admit that I activated the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking it would open the door," he said. "I regret this and sincerely apologize for any confusion this caused."
We're not sure what'll happen to Bowman (if anything), but what comes next for Democrats (via the Babylon Bee) is the most believable thing of all time:
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) ~ Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does
http://buff.ly/45uNrBL
LOL, but please don't give them any more ideas!
TB1™️ (@TB1Kinobe) ~ A large percentage of people are going to believe this to be true! 🤣
A large percentage of Democrats, anyway.
They'll figure out a way to spend some money on this, that's for sure.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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