http://twitchy.com/chad-felix-greene/2023/10/02/women-want-to-know-why-do-men-always-back-into-parking-lots-men-explain-n2388045
Some mysteries survive the centuries and usually the strange observable truths about men and women remain hidden. One brave woman, however, has ventured into the darkness to ask a single, maddening question of humanity: Why do men back into parking spots?
Chrissie Mayr (@ChrissieMayr) ~ Why do men love backing into parking spots so much???
Practically speaking?
Caroline (@carolinecwilder) ~ I don't know, but if your battery ever dies, that sure does make things easier.
Yep ... that and it is much easier and safer when it is time to leave that parking space.
But, people had plenty to say on the subject ...
Scuvy Bob (@ScuvyBob) ~ It's pretty obvious: the getaway is real easy. It's more important when you have big vehicles like trucks, too (which I don't drive).
Josh Lekach (@JoshLekach) ~ Because men like to be prepared.
David Blackmon's Energy Absurdity (@EnergyAbsurdity) ~ Because we know it's far more dangerous to back out of a parking space than to back into one.
BC (@fireboardinem) ~ Doing a favor for our future self - what’s better than that?!?! 😆
Adam Jeffs (@AdamJeffs4) ~ The satisfaction of simply driving out of the parking spot straight away is a feeling I don’t think I can fully describe. It’s just the right thing to do.
TheAmericanPatriot (@MuricanPatr1ot) ~ IT LOOKS SOOO MUCH BETTER if you back into a parking space than pulling in like a pleb, just saying.
Jack Torrance (not attractive) (@ProfittKalin) ~ Once you experience how satisfying it is to drive straight out of a parking space with ease, you will know. 😎
Maybe it's for the ladies?
Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) ~ Because we love it when they do it. 😍
helen (@helen_xx2) ~ They like showing us they can park better than all of us at the grocery store.
The Governor (@Gov_Megatron) ~ Because you ladies love watching us do it.
Megan Fox (@MeganFoxWriter) ~ To prove their superior driving skills. It's super annoying.
You find it "super annoying"? Wow ... hadn't thought of that! Yet another good reason to back into a parking space.
You just never know what could happen!
Raven (@David_Lee_Corbo) ~ Because you never know WHEN the Nephilim will come out of their caves and try to destroy mankind. Gotta be ready to roll at a moments notice.
ZUBY: (@ZubyMusic) ~ To get out quickly in case of an emergency.
Lauren Southern (@Lauren_Southern) ~ You never know when Al Qaeda is going to show up in your small town parking garage. Best tactical position for quick escape.
The simplest reason is usually the correct one though.
Richard Strocher (@RichardStrocher) ~ Because we can.
Mystery solved? The jury is still out. But it does appear to be a pretty solid truth among men.
Keep asking the tough questions ladies!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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