http://twitchy.com/coucy/2023/10/19/gavin-newsom-goes-to-israel-n2388752
California Governor Gavin Newsom, having fixed all of the problems that have plagued The Golden State for some time, has now decided to move on to take part in the hottest new pasttime amongst blue state governors: going to Israel to offer his and California's 'support'.
Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) ~ I’m on my way to Israel.
I’ll be meeting with those impacted by the horrific terrorist attacks and offering California’s support.
Your state is a hell hole, Governor Hair Gel ... you got nothing to offer. The only reason you're there is to get something from the Israelis - a photo op. You're a leech.
What does Newsom have to offer the people of Israel by way of support? Probably about the same thing that New York Governor Kathy Hochul had to offer when she touched down in Tel Aviv yesterday... not much. But it sure makes for a good photo op! ...
Dan Goldwasser (@dgoldwas) ~ Will you bring any stranded Americans back with you, or are you leaving that up to @RonDeSantis and @CoryMillsFL?
Don't hold your breath ... Gov. Hair Gel ain't gonna do nuthin' for anyone other than himself.
Note to the IDF: Why don't you take Hair Gel on a fact-finding trip to Gaza ... let him explore some of the tunnels ... see where they end up? Just a helpful suggestion, don'tcha know.
alboalt (@albo_alt) ~ Offering California's support? What does that mean, suggesting they ban gasoline vehicles and tax Hamas?
Ah, apparently there IS a method to Hair Gel's madness ... since his California tax-base is disappearing on a daily basis, he's gonna try to get some revenue out of Gaza.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence