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I fear you may be suffering from an infestation of them slimy grits.. You should get dietary help immediately...
Try eating more super greasy southern fried chicken so you can get yer arteries well lubricated.. Caution: that also will tend to make it more difficult for blood flow to the heart... Ya don't want to join De and my status in that area. However, in your case, it may be a little too late.... lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor prescribes eating more grits......