New study reveals 1 in 4 remote workers are sneaking off to have sex while on the job
http://www.foxnews.com/media/new-study-reveals-1-4-remote-workers-sneaking-off-have-sex-while-job
...I was tired of them unoccupied offices and empty cubicles not to mention the janitors closet. Make that the Janitorette's closet.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!