TOO. DAMN. FUNNY.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/11/22/jojofromjerz-cringe-biden-birthday-wish-n2390036
President Trump's term churned out many Twitter/X accounts devoted entirely to 'hashtag resisting' everything he did, mostly because they realized they could earn clout with their fellow left-wingers and make some cash doing it.
JoJoFromJerz was one such account, and she's still pumping out things for us to smile at. Check out this masterpiece.
Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) ~ Another year older another year wiser. Happy birthday to the guy who smells like a warm cup of cocoa on a snowstorm night.
#HappyBirthdayPresidentBiden
10:15 AM · Nov 20, 2023
In wishing 81-year-old Joe Biden a happy birthday, JoJo was alluding to her cringe-inducing tweet describing the day she met Biden at the White House's Online Grifterpalooza™. They might have had a different name for it, but we can't remember.
Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) ~ He smelled like the warmest cup of Cocoa on the perfect snowstorm night when the cable is out and the lights flicker and your kids want you to play with them after not wanting that forever, and the house is abuzz with excitement & connectedness and love and nostalgia… like that.
7:48 PM · Sep 13, 2022
It's hard to out-creepy Creepy Joe Biden, but JoJo has a knack. As you might imagine, the people of Twitter/X offered their thoughts when she tweeted the kooky cocoa comment, and their opinions hadn't changed this time either.
Sarah Fields (@SarahisCensored) ~ {Replying to @JoJoFromJerz} Oh Jo, that wasn’t cocoa.
1:42 PM · Nov 20, 2023
Yowzers. LOL.
Backblastradio (@Backblastradio) ~ {Replying to @JoJoFromJerz} Trust me, he knows what you smell like too! 🤣🤦😂
12:01 PM · Nov 20, 2023
Joe would never pass up on an opportunity to go nostrils-deep into a woman's do.
President Matt Cates (@Matt_Cates) ~ {Replying to @JoJoFromJerz} You’re sniffing him?? He’s supposed to be sniffing *you*.
1:27 PM · Nov 20, 2023
So. Much. Sniffing.
Then, our very own Twitchy editors got in on the action.
Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) ~ The Harlequin Romance plots are getting creepy.
9:34 AM · Nov 21, 2023
LOL. Creepy indeed.
The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) ~ {Replying to @ThePowersThatBe} Hallmark's Newest Christmas Movie ...
10:00 AM · Nov 21, 2023
Oh no!
We're afraid it's too late, Santa. This is happening.
The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) ~ {Replying to @fuzzychimpcom and @ThePowersThatBe} A lonely but fiercely independent influencer exhausted by the harsh realities of the current political climate vacations in a cozy cottage on the beach and stumbles across a worldly gentleman who smells of Christmas past and hot cocoa ... BAHAHAHA!
10:09 AM · Nov 21, 2023
This has to be the worst setup for a Hallmark Christmas movie ever! LOL.
We can just imagine it now:
This week's Hallmark Christmas special is Sniffin' It Twice, starring Joe Biden and JoJo FromJerz.
A veteran keyboard jockey (FromJerz) falls for an ailing president (Biden) after a failed GoFundMe campaign leaves her out on the street at Christmas. Desperate for a place to stay, JoJo returns to her parents' home in Scranton for the holidays. Through a series of hilarious mishaps, the couple bumps into one another, and the 49-year-old social media influencer finds herself inexplicably drawn to the 81-year-old's scent of Blue-Emu and hot cocoa. There are romantic snowball fights, disapproving families, a jealous education doctor, and a misunderstanding that nearly derails everything. Will Christmas magic bring these two together for the holidays?
Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) ~ {Replying to @fuzzychimpcom} “Just like inflation, their love was not transitory ...”
10:49 AM · Nov 21, 2023
LOLOLOL!
Dr. Platimus (@SWGaspar) ~ {Replying to @fuzzychimpcom} Homeless for The Holidays: A Christmas Bidenomics tale.
10:25 AM · Nov 21, 2023
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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