Dude Dodged a BULLET: Conservative Guy Shares CRAY-CRAY Message From Lefty Woman on Dating App and LOL
http://twitchy.com/samj/2023/12/05/dude-dodged-a-bullet-conservative-guy-shares-cray-cray-text-from-lefty-woman-on-dating-app-and-lol-n2390507
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Twitchy programming to bring you something that is just outright and straight-up funny. Sure, there is of course a political undertone (and we're 'owning the libs' as usual), but this is a little bit different from our usual fare.
Seems this gent tried to connect with a fellow Star Trek fan on a dating app and it went about as well as you'd expect when dealing with a woman on the Left.
Look at this:
Veritas Libertas (@VeritasLiberta8 ) ~ She said she liked Star Trek, I said me too, our values can’t be far apart, and I got a novel of Reeeeeeeeeeeeee back. This is all timer! 😂
Is her name "Kate," or is it really "Karen"?
YIIIIIIIIKES.
And HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Veritas Libertas (@VeritasLiberta8 ) ~ Also, Roddenberry’s vision was ratings, and profit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) ~ {Replying to @VeritasLiberta8} That was ... quite the read.
Wasn't it?
You just KNOW she's a hoot at birthday parties and family events.
Veritas Libertas (@VeritasLiberta8 ) ~ {Replying to @AndrewCFollett} Live long and prosper, I guess? LOL!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) ~ {Replying to @VeritasLiberta8}
ThisGirl (@Sooner_Bred13) ~ {Replying to @VeritasLiberta8} I can’t imagine why she’s single.
Right?
She seems like a total sweetheart.
Stevie J. West (@StevieWestAgain) ~ {Replying to @VeritasLiberta8} It is an entire mystery why a man hasn't already snatched her up.
She just hasn't found her eunuch, yet.
Is Max Nordau in jail yet? (@IsMNordauInJail) ~ {Replying to @VeritasLiberta8} I can fix her.
Bro.
No.
Well, ya never know. Maybe he does know how to fix her?
Veritas Libertas (@VeritasLiberta8 ) ~ {Replying to @IsMNordauInJail} Peace be with you.
Annnnd now we're dead.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence