http://twitchy.com/samj/2024/01/07/lectern-guy-post-puts-j6-into-perspective-n2391470
Yesterday, January 6, our pals in the Democratic Party spent most of the day reminding us how DANGEROUS and skeery it was when a bunch of Americans protested at the Capitol. Oh, we get it, they need to remind their base that Trump 'caused an insurrection' and that he'll 'throw out democracy reeeee' because their candidate is a walking, talking, Botox-filled turnip who shakes hands with invisible people and whispers into little kid's ears - but give us a break!
AOC wasn't even IN THE CAPITOL.
Steve Cohen posted a pic of himself with a bag over his head. A bag. OVER HIS HEAD.
And of course, we have former Capitol Police Officers cosplaying and demanding justice ... for Capitol police officers.
So this post from The Lectern Guy (yes, that's really him) was just perfectly timed and hilarious:
The Lectern Guy (@lecternleader) ~ Throwback to the time I brought America to its knees by moving furniture tens of feet and became king.
Kanye was right - "No one man should have all that power."
OMG, HE MOVED FURNITURE.
And look at that, he's within the velvet ropes.
Monster.
Democrats react ...
Silent Memejority (@memejority) ~ {Replying to @lecternleader} Your reign of power was brief but impactful.
Ironically he probably got more work done in that brief time.
Well, yeah ... more than any work done by Nancy Piglosi behind that lectern, for sure!
Heh.
Adam Young (@MearicAy) ~ {Replying to @lecternleader} Isn't this the same as all those shoplifters from the BLM riots till today. The difference is that he gave back the podium.
The Lectern Guy (@lecternleader) ~ {Replying to @MearicAy} Close. I never took it. I just moved it 20ish feet from where it was.
But, we were told they were DESTROYING the building. They were stealing furniture and vandalizing everything. AOC'S LIFE WAS IN DANGER CLEAR IN ANOTHER BUILDING IT WAS SO BAD.
How could this be?
Could they be lying to us? Could the media be covering? DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!
GrimsMemes (@GrimsMemes) ~
Jason Robertson (@JRobFromMN) ~ {Replying to @lecternleader} I don't think I have ever seen what you planned to do once you took over the Government? We really needed the Lectern Guy Manifesto or something.
We're willing to bet he was ready to promise each and every one of us our own lectern.
Cool stuff, eh?
Great Stockpix (Day Trader) (@Greatstockpix) ~
I’ll never forget that day. It was like if you took Pearl Harbor and 9/11 multiplied by 10 million. I still can’t leave my house.
Channeling your inner-Democrat I see ... good one!
Clandestine (@WarClandestine) ~ Worse than Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and The Bubonic Plague combined.
If only he hadn't moved that damn lectern.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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