Nick Saban Retires
...I sent em a Resume. Sent one to the Seahawks but told em I would have to be the first "Headcoach from Home". I ain't moving to the west coast for any amount of money.
...they are speculating on a replacement. Lane Kiffen and Dabo Sweeney most often. Somebody from Ga should go by and unload a dumptruck of $100 bills on Kirby Smarts front yard just to make sure he is happy.
...btw I didn't submit a resume to the Falcons. There is just some things I won't sink to.
...one of my Nephews is a huge bama fan. I told him that The Tide was going to hire Deion Sanders as head coach. They may have to get an ambulance to his house before he figures out I was making it up.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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