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Wife Material: Reality Show Star Flawlessly Executes Beer Shotgun And I Think I’m In Love 

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http://dailycaller.com/2024/01/23/wife-material-bachelor-star-lauren-philly-flawlessly-beer-shotgun-love-joey-graziadei/

By Robert McGreevy
The Daily Caller
January 23, 2024

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I’d be lying if I said I was the biggest fan of ABC’s “The Bachelor” but this clip might have just turned me.

A contestant, Lauren from Philly, ended her night with the bachelor by shotgunning a beer, without a drop spilled I might add.

Kyle Pagan (@CBKylePagan) ~ Wrap the show up, Lauren from Philly is our winner! #TheBachelor
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1749605100006359075

Even the show’s star, bachelor Joey Graziadei, spilled a couple driblets, but not Lauren. That’s wife material right there.

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Now, some on Twitter are speculating that it’s staged, that her can was empty, that there’s no way a girl could have achieved such a perfect chug sans spillage. But I choose not to believe that.

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I choose to believe this world still has great things to offer, like beautiful women in cocktail attire who can suck down a cold, brand ambiguous, oat soda. I have to believe that. Otherwise I’m never getting married. This woman has now ruined all other women for me.

The Philly gal is a 28-year-old nurse and honestly if Joey doesn’t choose her I might have to put in a word myself. If anyone has her number, let me know.

I don’t watch the show so I’m not exactly sure what the process is but if he chooses anyone but her he’s out of his mind. There’s nothing more American than shotgunning a beer on primetime television while looking smoking hot as you do it. God, I love this country.

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