...helpin da lady of da house with a few chores ain't a bad thing.
...I just happened to think that just sitting UGA up on the counter with the spilled ketchup and letting him go at it might be a better plan. That way when he walks thru it, gets it on his feets then jumps down off the counter and tracks it all over the house might learn the mz a lesson.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!