sir wizard,
please don't turn me into a toad or a roach or anything..
However, I wanted to remind you that the person's whom you are describing on a certain other board do not have a clue what you said due to a lack of vocabulary.
They know all the four letter not so nice words but when it comes to grammar not so much.. My humble suggestion would be to try to remember you are speaking to elementary school children level vocabulary impaired persons.
Not only is there vocabulary impaired but they also have learning disabilities which have been demonstrated over and over again.. Lastly, they have memory issues. So with these obvious impairments it really does little good to attempt to educate them as the preference seems to be to stay blissfully ignorant.