Nutty! Michigan Man Sues Ex-Partner for the Return of His Preserved ... Ahem
http://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2024/02/08/this-is-nuts-n2392731
We are not sure this is real or some elaborate prank. Seriously. Let's look at some of these facts.
There's this Muslim trans woman {towel-headed, castrated man} who goes by "Dee" in Michigan.
Take a second to let that sink in.
Dee converted to Islam (presumably for the rigid conservative moral and sexual values).
When Dee transitioned, she {he} kept her {his} testicles - in the fridge.
Are you with us so far? Because now it gets weird.
Dee is suing to get her {his} testicles back from her {his} ex. Yes, she {he} wants "Deez Nuts" and specifically refers to them as that.
REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) ~ A trans-identified male in Michigan is suing his ex-partner for the return of his preserved testicles, which he had kept in their shared fridge following his genital surgery.
Brianna Dee Kingsley, who identifies as a Muslim woman, is demanding $6,500 for the loss of "deez nuts."
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1755645567747654102
Brianna Kingsley, also known as Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib, filed the claim against his ex-partner, William Wojciechowski, in Pontiac’s 50th District Court last August.
Wojciechowski previously had a protection order against Kingsley.
Brianna Dee Kingsley, aka Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib. Source: Facebook
http://reduxx.info/man-who-identifies-as-a-muslim-woman-files-legal-claim-to-retrieve-his-testicles-from-ex-boyfriends-fridge/
Frankly, if this is real, and it seems to be, this is the kind of thing that puts comedians and the Babylon Bee out of business. Nothing can be said that is more absurd than what you just saw.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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