Pure Nightmare Fuel: Twitter Reacts to Biden Saying the Key to His Marriage Is 'Good Sex'
http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/02/23/todays-nightmare-fuel-biden-says-key-to-marriage-is-good-sex-n2393241
We apologize for the article we are about to share with you, loyal Twitchy readers. You don't deserve this.
But there is a hard and fast rule of social media, of Twitter in particular: 'We saw it, so now you have to.'
Please bear that in mind as we present to you a piece of nightmare fuel that might destroy your psyche for years.
From The Daily Mail:
Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) ~ Biden, 81, says the key to his marriage is 'good sex'
http://trib.al/VR7xmIS
Like we said ... we're sorry.
... in private, the president has revealed some very risqué secrets about why their bond is so strong, much to his wife's annoyance.
He infuriates wife Jill by joking that the key to their 47-year marriage is 'good sex'.
His racy comment has been revealed for the first time by Katie Rogers in her forthcoming book 'American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden,' in an exclusive excerpt obtained by DailyMail.com.
We know. You just threw up in your mouth a little bit. That's OK, we did too.
But if it's any consolation, it seems that everyone on Twitter felt the same way.
Lady Hecate (@hecate40) ~
Savannah (@BasedSavannah) ~ Jill Biden agrees.
That doesn't look like Joe, does it? 'Doctor' Jill's very weird kiss of Second 'Gentleman' Doug Emhoff at last year's State of the Union still haunts our memory.
Just Mindy (@just_mindy) ~ No one believes that man is having sex.
LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) ~ Yeah. The guy who can’t even climb a staircase without falling is somehow capable of “good sex.” No one is buying what you are selling.
We don't even want to THINK of all the stumbling that goes on in their 'alone time.'
Magills (@magills_) ~ He says the same thing about being a parent.
Holeeee shi ... yep. Magills went there.
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~
Don't do it, Jarvis. We will get through this Lovecraftian horror show.
Jon Gabriel (@exjon) ~ Dear @elonmusk, please ban this post.
Is there a Twitter policy against posts that make everyone want to vomit? If not, maybe there should be.
Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) ~ It’s time!
Please, Sweet Meteor of Death, we've all been waiting very patiently. Bring us that sweet release.
brit (@pashedmotatos) ~ Thanks, I hate it.
Kristin (@KiKi1185) ~
We're sensing a theme starting to develop here ...
AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) ~ Well, that triggers the 25th amendment.
It's inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on the American reading public. That's GOT to be a high crime or misdemeanor.
BrownSkin (@BrunusCutis) ~ Can someone - anyone - please say something more disgusting and gross so I don't have THIS on my mind for the rest of the day?!?
We're trying to come up with something, friend. We fear it is impossible, sadly.
You know ... Nancy Pelosi and her husband have some wild parties, we hear.
(OK, now we just gave you THAT mental image. Apologies again.)
Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) ~ Lots to unpack here ...
Please, for the love of God, DO NOT UNPACK.
𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝕏ʰⁱᵗᵐᵃⁿ (@imUrB00gieman) ~ Joe Biden, ‘They call me doctor love’ 👀
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1761093378169811126
Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) ~ And that’s all the internet I need today.
We're with you, Chef. We're with you. It's going to take hours of eye-scrubbing to even BEGIN to forget what we just read.
If you are still with us, Twitchy readers, allow this writer to once again apologize for inflicting this ugliness upon you.
But we hope the funny reactions on Twitter will serve as a good support system for your recovery.
Reach out if you need help.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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