Monster gator lurking in golf-course pond bites off fisherman’s hand
A Florida fisherman had his hand chewed off by a monster alligato
http://nypost.com/2024/03/12/us-news/monster-gator-lurking-in-golf-course-pond-bites-off-fishermans-hand/
...not much of a Florida Man Report, but it will do.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!