... he only has to deal with one more national crisis.
PRIORITIES: Having Solved All Our Problems, Feds Crack Down on Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machines
http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/03/18/feds-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machines-n2394068
Having solved all our other problems, the feds are tackling the most pressing issues of the day.
Sleep well knowing this is what they're wasting our tax dollars on:
Fox News (@FoxNews) ~ NOT LOVIN' IT: The feds are demanding that the constantly broken-down ice cream machines at McDonald’s and other fast-food chains be more easily fixable.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/federal-government-wants-mcdonalds-broken-down-ice-cream-machines-fixed?intcmp=tw_fnc
Aw, c'mon ... I'm sure that Democrats understand that these things happen from time to time and they adopt a mature, patient, reasoned attitude whenever the ice cream machine is down, right?
More from Fox News:
The U.S. government is demanding that constantly broken-down soft serve ice cream machines at McDonald’s and other fast-food restaurants be more easily fixable.
In a letter to the U.S. Copyright Office this week, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) antitrust division called for exemptions for "commercial soft serve machines" from the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, a law that makes it difficult for franchise owners to do their own repairs or hire a third-party repair technician.
Currently, only technicians licensed by the company that makes McDonald’s soft serve ice cream machines are allowed to do digital repairs.
The joint letter to the Copyright Office said, "In the Agencies’ view, renewing and expanding repair-related exemptions would promote competition in markets for replacement parts, repair, and maintenance services, as well as facilitate competition in markets for repairable products."
Aldous Huxley's Ghostâ„¢ (@AF632) ~ Why bother fixing trivial things like border security and the economy when they can concentrate on controlling every aspect of the "free" market?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence