THAT is supposed to soothe Uga???!!! Woof.
I have nothing against Tennessee. They do wear orange, but it is NEON orange, not burnt orange. However, YOU of all people sayin' that you want to be remembered by the singin' of a couple of choruses of "Rocky Top" ... well ... that would be like me sayin' I want to be remembered by the singin' of a couple of choruses of "Boomer Sooner." BARF!
Whatever are the poor people of Toad Suck gonna do when their king gets kicked out of Joja for bein' a closet Volunteer???