Well, if'n ya wouldn't come knockin' at my door in such desperation in the middle of the night, then there wouldn't be a need to delve into the stash of "Emergency Only." I can't help it if both da queen and Stacey kicked ya outta bed fer eatin' crackers ... or wuz it grits? A lil' plannin' ahead of time would give ya more choices, don'tcha know.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence