CRINGE: Kamala Harris Explains the Long Struggle of Women to Obtain … Tournament Brackets
http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2024/04/05/cringe-kamala-harris-explains-the-long-struggle-of-women-to-obtain-tournament-brackets-n2394774
It's now time for an episode of ...
VP Kamala Harris displayed her command of NCAA women's basketball history recently by prattling on about things that just aren't true.
What she has done is PROVE, once again ... for the eleventy billionth time ... that she is truly one of THE STUPIDEST people to ever walk the planet Earth.
According to the most cogent of the top two executives in the nation (believe it or not), Harris stated with absolute confidence that women weren't allowed to have brackets until 2022.
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) ~ Sports Fan Kamala Harris claims the NCAA women's basketball tournament was "not allowed to have brackets until 2022." As usual, she is wrong.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1776088840630854024
WHO IS THIS INTERVIEWER ... and how the hell does he keep from erupting in a big ol' belly laugh and blurting out, "Bitch, you're so full of sh!t that you're about to explode!"??? Un-effing-real!
The thing with brackets is they bracket those who need bracketing, and it's up to each of us to ensure the brackets bracket all those who should be bracketed.
At least, that's what we think the VP might say.
Yep ... that would be a Kamala-ala-Bimbo style of word salad, all right.
BUT, now we get to the good stuff. Look ...
RNC Research (@RNCResearch) ~ 2021 — awkward!
Douglas Emhoff (@SecondGentleman) ~ Here you go, @VP.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Her own husband just bitch-slapped her!
Well, looky there. Somehow Mr. Kamala managed to share his women's bracket with his wife in 2021.
That's the thing about the significance of the passage of time ... It makes you look sort of dumb if you have no clue what you're talking about.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Ron Paul was Right (@TwinCitizens) ~ Did she think they were Venn Diagrams?
Don't get her started on Venn Diagrams!!!
So, Venn diagram, those three circles, right?
She really loves those.
Yeah ... the "Kamala" circle in the middle perfectly melds the "Stupid" circle on the left and the "Bitch" circle on the right.
Karl Schad (@KarlSchad) ~ Well ... there’s that.
Even Baracket Hussein Obama managed to fill out a mythical women's bracket back in 2019 before Susan Bracket Anthony secured the right of women to be in brackets.
Hammer Down (@real_cdeca) ~ Because NCAA women’s basketball has brackets. Without brackets there would be no brackets. So with bracket we have brackets.
Well said.
Said no one ... well ... except for Kamala-ala-Bimbo, that is.
Guy Benson (@guypbenson) ~ What the hell is she talking about? Obama filled out a women’s bracket every year of his presidency, starting in 2009.
Well, you know ... lil' Barry Soetoro was "the first sort of mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean," so she didn't pay attention to him ... 'cuz he ain't really black, don'tcha know.
Yes, the women have had brackets for as long as they've had a tournament.
Scalito (@ScalitoIsRisen) ~ I wonder what factoid this stupid mope was trying to regurgitate?
She emoted it right out of that fat ass of hers.
The women's tournament did not have the same 68-team format as the men's tournament or the 'March Madness' branding until 2022. Presumably, Harris was referring to this history and the actual facts of the tournament's evolution failed to progress through the initial rounds of her single-elimination brain and we ended up with 'women didn't have brackets.'
Nah ... Kamala-ala-Bimbo doesn't have the intellectual capacity to count past 20 ... unless she has an extra dewclaw that we don't know about.
Blue Shift Blog (@BlueShiftBlog) ~ Before NCAA brackets were introduced, Vanna White would spin a giant wheel to determine their next contestant.
LOL.
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, she's a heartbeat away from being the most powerful person in the world. (You're welcome.)
Well ... maybe she would be able to bring about Whirled Peas through her patented Blow-Job Diplomacy, eh?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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