http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/04/05/sacramento-trash-bag-porch-thief-n2394779
We'll give him points for creativity, for sure.
Watch as this thief in Sacramento disguises himself as he steals a package from a porch.
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) ~ A thief disguised as a trash bag was caught on camera stealing a package from a home in Sacramento. http://abc13.com/porch-pirate-stolen-package-trash-bag-theft/14615986/
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1775998913184465247
It worked, we guess.
tyrin (@tyrinyrn) ~ If you gotta do all this to steal ... maybe ... just maybe ... you should seek employment. ðŸ˜
Whitley (@Whitleysdaughtr) ~ At least they know they’re trash.
Someone had to say it.
As an aside ...
Jackie Daytona (@thereisnojayjay) ~ My ex is gonna be so mad when he finds out someone dressed like him to commit crimes.
Ouch!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence